There were restaurants that served human flesh. They referred to the meat as “two legged mutton.” Cannibalism. They did not eat beef, because ox was the farmers faithful companion. They did not have dairy farms.
People sold their children into slavery to save their homes. High class prostitutes known as “singing girls,” we’re owned by the taverns which were controlled by the state.
There were restaurants that served human flesh. They referred to the meat as “two legged mutton.” Cannibalism. They did not eat beef, because ox was the farmers faithful companion. They did not have dairy farms.
People sold their children into slavery to save their homes. High class prostitutes known as “singing girls,” we’re owned by the taverns which were controlled by the state.
When I’m feelin’ blue, all I have to do is take a look at you, Then I’m not so blue. When you’re close to me I can feel you heart beat I can hear you breathing in my ear.
Wouldn’t you agree, baby, you and me got a groovy kind of love. We got a groovy kind of love.
Any time you want to you can turn me on to anything you want to. Any time at all. When I taste your lips Oh, I start to shiver can’t control the quivering inside.
Wouldn’t you agree, baby, you and me got a groovy kind of love. We got a groovy kind of love.
When I’m in your arms nothing seems to matter If the world would shatter I don’t care. Wouldn’t you agree, baby, you and me got a groovy kind of love. We got a groovy kind of love. We got a groovy kind of love. We got a groovy kind of love
If the answer is any of the above, you are only his whore.
Does he invite you anywhere other than his couch or bedroom?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Does he have to squeeze you into his schedule and only has time for an in person visit that is just long enough to have sex?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Does he walk you to your car when your visit is over?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
When you invite him places, does he:
A. Go only if he knows none of his friends frequent those places.
B. Goes but leaves early to meet his friends elsewhere?
C. Has excuses as to why he is unable to go.
D. Is always too busy to go.
If the answer is any of the above, you are only his whore.
Does he offer cunilingus?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Does he expect fellatio?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Does he call or text afterwards to thank you for the fun?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Is he frisky or handsy during most of your interactions but says he does not want a commitment or relationship with you?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Has he ever told you he has no feelings for you or that you should be with someone who does have feelings for you?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Does he encourage you to date other people?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Is he okay with your discussing, referencing, or talking about other males who may or may not just be your friends?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Does he offer or seem to enjoy cuddling with you?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
After the first few times, does he still allow open mouth, straight yo French kissing?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Do you have to leave his home within 15 minutes afterwards? Does he have to leave your home within 15 minutes afterwards?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Does he surprise you or do nice, little things for you without your asking? (Gifts, flowers, unexpected visits, cards, texts about your day or his, etc.)
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Has he introduced you to his friends?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Does he know anything about you, notice things, or pay attention to details? (Favorite color, flower, food, color of your eyes, hair cuts / styles, clothes, etc.)
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Does he call you when he’s happy, has good news, wants to share his good day, or just to hear your voice?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Does he seem genuinely interested in you?
If the answer is “no,” you are only his whore.
Is his kindness part of an ulterior motive?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
Has he referenced wanting to be part of your life or knowing when you have news to share?
If the answer is “yes,” you are only his whore.
This is not a complete list and is not meant to be used to gage whether or not you are friends or are in a meaningful relationship. This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Males are very simplistic and dubious.
OJ will reach out to Casey and ask her to consider writing “If I did it, Part 2.”
George and Cindy will divorce. George will find it difficult to find a mate. Cindy will remarry and possibly run a foster home.
sometimes you cant help but feel like this
